Finally, excellent new puns!

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve. How does a lawyer sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though - he woke up. He wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then he changed his mind. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? - Ireland. It’s Dublin every day. A supercilious crook going downstairs? Oh you mean, A condescending con, descending. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran. Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. ‘I have a split personality’ said Tom, being Frank. What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.